Firstly! Let me say Little Miss Fetus is on YouTube. I can’t wait to piss everyone off!! Take that Craters!  Enjoy the drama, kids! I figured we won the awards and accolades we could for 2 years so it’s time for it to be public and me to do a new video. I am AGAIN caught up in the world of Billy Budd. Maybe I should just write it and do it so I can do something else?? But I see it more pirate and more viking type of thing (Of course I do) maybe I’ll just adapt…… BUT THE STORY is so good. I wanna do small piece with projections (Oh no, not more projections!) with me being Claggart and desiring Billy?? Like hot naked sailor boys doing chores over projected over me in peacoat. We shall see

On to Monster and the UK! I mean come on! It’s like 2.5 weeks away, I am so stoked! Rehearsals are going great. A bit emotionally taxing…and Shanna is like “you’re paraphrasing too much, get back to the script,” which I will, but it’s been so great revisiting these monologues 2 years later! The depth is amazing. The only bad part is the new physical limitations I have. Ow my feet! But it seems to be working anyway!

I booked the last piece of the tour and WOW am I excited for this! Next leg? Get people in seats!!! But no drama. It’ll be great just to do it. And even if it’s for 10 people, they’ll be 10 amazing people. I know it!! I also booked tours of The Tower, Edinburgh Castle and Hadrian’s WALL! which I’ve always wanted to see!!!! I am gone 20 days! Dang! I am stoked. I said it again!  I can’t wait till I update this site afterwards? Will it be a dream come true? A nightmare? A little of both??

Oh here’s LMF: